You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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