Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
