I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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