Nicole vs. Life
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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