So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I am mentally ready for anal.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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