The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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