yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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