i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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