I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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