I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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