so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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