Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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