FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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