The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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