There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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