Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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