Dual....:-)
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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