I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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