We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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