who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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