Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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