sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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