Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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