i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
