literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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