just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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