why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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