Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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