I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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