just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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