I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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