i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Vodka?
Forever.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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