I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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