garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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