Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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