connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
third nipple confirmed
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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