why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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