She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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