how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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