I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
