she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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