i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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