; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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