And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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