There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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