I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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