You're so nebulous sometimes
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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