Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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