Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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