Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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