i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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