I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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